Welcome To The League of Assassins

If you play League of Legends, chances are, you'd probably been assassinated by a various amount of champions before. The sheer amount of damage received within a second is ridiculous. You might or might not have considered uninstalling after getting a-hundred-to-zeroed, especially if you are playing Adc, lol. Assassins are one of those roles that require patience and decision making skills. If you don't have the map warded or are zoning off, be prepared to see a gray screen. Also, fed assassins are some of the scariest things ever. Clowns, ghosts, reapers; those things are nothing compared to fed assassins (although there are clowns, ghosts, and reapers in league). Now, you probably will think that assassins are just a bunch as a-holes but, thing is, it is actually fun to be in the assassin's shoes. People might hate your guts but, hey, it's 2017; everything you do will piss off someone someway. If you're going to piss someone off without being a jerk, might as well have fun with it. :^) Anyways, allow me to explain to you why playing as an assassin is lit.

Playing as an assassin, in my opinion, is the best play-style in terms of having fun. You jump like a crazy Teemo drinking RedBulls and high from three consecutive nights without sleep while escaping, if you can, from a bunch of angry ten-year-olds. Assassins are high-risk high-reward champions, meaning if you play your cards right, you can score yourself some booty. The feeling of jumping unto some unsuspecting fool and a-hundred-to-zero them is just so satisfying. Oh my god, a lonely Adc appeared. Gosh, allow me to guide you home: to your fountain. All you have to do is play smart and you'll get loads and loads of gold. Think of taking a test that you forgot to study for and all of the answers are on the board. Yeah, it's that satisfying. Assassinations are good and all but there are still some things you should never do as an assassin. YOU STILL SHOULD NEVER, EVER, NEEEVVVEEERRRR JUMP INTO A FULL TEAM THINKING YOU ARE FAKER AND CAN KILL THEM ALL (unless you are more fed than Gragas during Thanksgiving or you are Faker himself). Watch this short one-shot montage by iFunzio to see how it feels to assassinate someone

Now that I've showed you the bright side of playing assassin, I'll have to show you how dark reality is. Within the world of assassins lies a type of creature that can always screw up your day: the tanks. Here comes some unkillable champs that can still tear you a new hole... yayyy... Tanks are assassins' bane of existence. You would feel like a goldfish trying to splash some water on a shark...underwater. Or, think about it like this: you're trying to murder some unsuspecting fools and you pull out a nice, sharp dagger, aimed it directly at your victim's heart and bam, you stabbed your victim... only to find out that your victim has three sheets of metal plates under their shirt and a baton too. Your victim pulls out their baton and starts beating you. You try to run away but they have all sorts of tools to hold you down. They continue to beat you; it was slow and painful. Your buddies finally arrives... and they get beat too. Yeah, that's pretty darn sad, ain't it? Well that's how you'll feel when playing against tanks, good luck.

Shoutout to the new champ, Zoe, for being more annoying than Teemo himself.
Seriously, stop playing her and wth, Riot? .